As I may have mentioned above, my name is Mike Cherniske- yes, I'm the one with the dark hair. The beautiful red head in my arms is my wife, Lanae. Yes, I know, how does a fat ugly short guy get such a hot wife? Well, I can't actually say. Not because I don't know, but because I'm currently working to patent the formula. If all goes well you may see it in stores by Christmas.If you're wondering if I'm serious or not, I'll let you figure that one out on your own.
Now, you're probably wondering about this crazy title. Truth is, I thought it'd be funny. Also, it seems to be the best description of what I plan on talking about on this page. While I'll probably focus on Movies, Comics, and the reasons why people tick me off, I have no mission statement, no divine purpose to guide my writings. And so, after you've read one of my posts, I expect that you'll find yourself asking "And what does that have to do with the price of eggs in china?" Call it my contribution to the world.
4 comments:
you are soo good!!! of course could be cause I'm your mom!!!
*Tsk* You'd think that a English Major like yourself, especially one planning on being a teacher, could manage to at least have correct spelling on his blog. "Alot" and "Rememdy" huh? I guess it hardly matters, though, because once your Love Potion #9 hits the shelves, you'll be independantly wealthy enough to buy your own small country. Then your loser friend who wasted his time going to law school will be coming around begging for handouts. I hate my life.
(Unless I decide to file a classaction lawsuit on behalf of all the good-looking people of the world who have lost their competitive advantage for getting lovin' because of your product. At last, I will reveal myself to the Cherndawg. At last, I will have my revenge!)
See ya around, Mike!
Mike,
Please tell your mom that Preston's Dad believes you are adopted.
Thank You
PD
good to have a voice isn't it.Keep it up , and I'll keep reading.
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