Monday, April 17, 2006

Alone in a world of Napoleon Dynamite fans


I consider myself a fairly rational being. The movies that I like (see last blog for more on that) usually have a point and a solid reason for why I like them. While I seem to like all the same "big" movies that everyone else does, such as action movies, big budget movies and franchises and the like, I do have more varied interests as well. But for the most part, I blend pretty well.
except, I'm afraid, for comedies. I hated Seinfeld. I didn't laugh once during Meet the Parents and I absolutely refuse to watch White Chicks. When it comes to comedy, I that weird guy in the back who just isn't bright enough to follow the discussion.
Now, don't get me wrong. I've worked hard to become a fairly funny individual (once again, see old posts). But my humor and the worlds seems to be located on opposite sides of the known universe.
A year or so ago, Napoleon Dynamite was released in Idaho. And stayed released and stayed released. It was still in theaters a week after it was on DVD. I'm sure that the popularity had more than little to do with the fact that the movie was made and took place in Idaho. But still, that's a long run.
My friends tried to get me to go, but I never had too much interest. I saw some previews, still no interest. Finally, once it was on video, I decided to rent it. I figured if I was going to be opposed to something, I might as well know what I was against. The movie, simply put, was HORRIBLE. It took me three days to watch. On fast forward.
No point, No reason for existing, no moral, and most of all, no character growth. This movie was nothing more than a series of random images about a handicapped kid who was denied proper services.
I would go on, but truth is, the movie really doesn't deserve the time or thought I would put into such a detailed critique. And in truth, it's not really the movie that bugs me. It's the fans.
Now, before anyone gets offended, please know that many of my friends and loved one find this movie great; and for them I can understand their reasons. But some of the fans blow me away. For instance, those who like the movie because everyone else does. Or those who like but can't explain it.... Or those who refuse to watch The Passion of the Christ and call it evil yet consider Napoleon one of the best movies ever made. I just don't get it. Are these people just plain mindless?
In a world where thinking is becoming more and more optional, one such as I find themselves constantly frustrated by the total lack of thought shown by humanity from day to day. Perhaps that is why Napoleon Dynamite is so popular- because finally there is a movie that gives the world a hero they can understand.
Personally, I'll stick with Spike.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

well you are my son, I didn't think it was that great either.. took your brother and I forever to watch it...only funny part was the Rick's college t-shirt!!!

Anonymous said...

One of the worse films ever. I'd say it is the Antichrist on DVD but that would atleast be intresting

Anonymous said...

Haha, that's the smartest thing I've heard all day. You should get your own article in the paper, I know I'd read it.