Tuesday, December 26, 2006
HO. LY. CRAP!
I'm a long time fan of classic marvel, and The FF meeting the Surfer is about as classic as it gets. I was terrified that they were going to screw it up, but after that preview....
WOW.
Watch it here:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/medium.html
My 80's Obsession
While more and more the 80's are becoming a thing of the ancient past, I grew up in them, so I remember a lot of fads that at their beginning or their prime. Speaking of Prime, I just saw the new Transformers preview, and let me say, the 80's never looked so good. In fact, I believe I may have just soiled myself.
I like the whole idea of the 80's coming back, as long as it's done well. There's a new turtle movie coming out, transformers on the way, and even (God help us) a Smurf CGI trilogy in the works.
You know, as long as they leave "My Little Pony" out of the mix, I think I'm happy.
And speaking of my little pony- watch the Transformers preview. The best part may be a small girl holding a my little pony as she watches one of the robots climb out of her pool. Priceless.
PS- just re-watched the trailer (again)- and yes, I need to go change my underwear.
Monday, December 25, 2006
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Reclaiming Christmas
Eventually the new ornaments stopped appearing every year, and as my parents stopped caring about more and more, christmas became one of things that they would procrastinate or nearly forget about (don't get me wrong, there were presents and decorations, but often it took one of us kids to get them wrapped in time). But the tree was the one thing we kids fought to keep. And so, when my parents finally called it quits, the one thing I really regretted was that all of our ornaments would never hang on the same tree again.
And so, a few years later, as my wife and I began to create our own traditions, I explained to her how much that one tradition meant to me. Overwhelmed by my charm and wit, my wonderful wife of course agreed to adopt the ornament tradition. I was excited. In my own way, I would be able to preserve and perpetuate one of the few good things I remember and pass it on to my children.
In eagerness I called my Dad to look into how I could get my old ornaments. When I hung up the phone, I was devastated. As it turned out, my Dad had ended up with the ornaments after the divorce, and had stored them in an old van he kept in an extra parking spot in his apartment complex, and the van was stolen, along with everything inside, shortly after he moved in.
And so, it seemed that the magic had finally worn out. After years of poor communication, bad memories, family tragedies and poor decisions, it seemed that someone looking for an easy buck finally destroyed what we as a family never could.
Once again I talked with my wife, and once again she reassured me. While we couldn't fix all the wrongs in our lives, we could fix this.
A quick trip to eBay, and the rest, as they say, is history. While I have not found all the ornaments yet, I have reclaimed my first seven ornaments, as well as one of my brother's first ornaments. I'd like to think I'm buying the ones that were stolen, but I know that it's unlikely.
Then the questions comes- why bother? Why not just start anew and continue from there? Well, because sometime we shouldn't have to start anew. I think that we should fight to hold onto the things that keep magic alive in our hearts. Often we give up to easily and let things go when, with a little effort, we could have preserved them.
Christmas is a time of magic, of memories, and of undying love. If we can't extend a little hope and resolve to hold on to those things, then Christmas itself could also become meaningless.
The pain of bad memories will eventually fade if we allow them to. Sadly, so do good memories. And yet, most people choose to hold on to the bad and forget the good. We need allow ourselves to forgive and forget the bad and evil in our lives- in a word, get over it. It's not easy, and it doesn't happen over night, but you can do it. And fighting to hold onto the good will help in the process.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
My Top Ten Entertainment Surprises
10. Veronica Mars- I must say I was incredibly lucky to find this show when I did. I started just weeks before season 3 premiered and I was lucky to be able to finish in time for the new season. Smart, funny and incredibly well cast and written, it's really a must see.
9. Robot Chicken- It's been around for awhile, but I just found this show and it's brilliant. Though sometimes blasphemous and often politically incorrect, the show uses toys to make fun of anything from the 80's to George Bush. My favorite clip has to be a Kill Bill rip off entitled Kill Bunny featuring a ticked off Christ hunting down such commercial distractions as the Easter Bunny and Santa. While I'm sure many will be insulted by it, I've included the You-Tube clip of it below. Admittedly it is much funnier if you've seen Kill Bill. Anyway, this show rocks. Check it out.
8. The Lake House- I know, I know, I don't know what came over me, but I did in fact watch this movie. With my Dad even. But it was great. Sincere and moving, it's a great love story. While a little unoriginal, the end still comes as a surprise (well, part of the end at least; there is a twist, I won't lie, and it's really incredibly easy to spot the clues at the beginning of the movie, but it makes up for it).
7. Jericho- Who knew that the story of a town trying to survive Armageddon could be so heartfelt and captivating? while it is a serial show going week to week, it's fun and, most importantly, planned out. I can't wait to see how long the walls of Jericho will stand.
6. Infinite Crisis- WOW. DC has managed to pull me in a hold me close. With a huge storyline and real, continuity altering events, new comic day has never been more fun. How they'll top it I have no clue, but all I know is that even if all i got was that single ride, it was enough.
5. Heroes- yeah, I'm just as addicted as everyone else. It's amazing- the dawn of superheroes just as it might have been in the golden age of comics. And don't even get me started on the new story arc- remember, "Save the cheerleader, save the World."
4. Cars- I'll admit it, when I saw the previews I thought Pixar had finally gone too far... but when I saw the movie I was impressed. Not only is the animation top notch, but the story was a great homage to the way the world should really be.
3. Clerks II- I was not going to see this movie. It looked foul, stupid, and I was rather upset with Kevin Smith for giving up and going back to the basics. but the movie reddemed itself with a great moral about doing what you want with your life, no matter what the world may think.
2. Brick- This movie is great. A down and dirty 30's detective film noir set in modern day high school, this movie rocks. With an amazing script and a perfect cast, this movie manages to be something that its very nature makes nearly impossible- it's something NEW. For those who are unfamiliar, the trailer is below. And for the record, while the movie is rated "R," I can honestly say that the movie did not deserve that rating. As most film buffs know, Indy films are always rated on a curve and given the higher rating (translation- no sex, no swearing- at all- no violence other than fist fights and while there is mention of drug use none is shown; for the first time there is a clean movie for adults).
1. Stranger than Fiction- let me just say how much I hate Will Farrell. I never knew before, however, how well he could act. this movie is a work of art. Genuinely funny and moving, the movie does not resort to crude humor or sappy emotions to bring home it's point. Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman really bring it to the table, and Farrell shows that he can walk with the big boys. A brilliant concept, the movie is about a man who starts hearing his life being narrated. He soon realizes that he is a character in a story, and before his story ends he must find the author in order to save his own life. At the sake of making a huge leap from never having videos to having THREE, trailer is found below.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Slander Campaigns and Me
Call me strange, but I don't buy into slander campaigns. While others sit there laughing at the Mac kid making fun of the IBM guy, I merely shake my head. as other stare on in awe of the subway weight loss dude, I ponder the tragedy of selling your soul to fast food in order to battle obesity.
And when one politician bad mouths another, I see that as one more mark against the accusing party. I guess I just don't get the whole slander thing.
When I see one party attacking another, I see it as evidence that the opposition is better, and the accuser knows it. I also am more inclined to side with the accused. When it comes to slander campaigns, I'm the ultimate sypathy vote. While the MAC commercials are amusing, they are the reason why I'll stay with a IBM. While Subway may be the more healthy route (if you get the sandwiches just so) Ithink I'd rather go to one of those "fatty" Restaurants. And when election season comes around, i think i'll vote for the one with the least amount of slander ads.
In the end, I want to do business with a company that has ethics, or at least a little integrity. And when one company tries to insult another inorder to try and get my business, all that they really gain is a spot on my "do not shop" list.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
My First Gray Hair (well, white hair)
I've recently grown out my beard to celebrate my liberation from college. BYU-I frowns upon any form of personal and independent expression or thought. So, I took on myself to make up for the years of following the standard by throwing away my contacts, going back to glasses, and growing one heck of a cool goatee. I've been wanting to do it for years, and I figured I was too old to dye my hair purple, so I might as well go for it.
So, as I was grooming my beard today (a necessary but not completely unentertaining part of having a beard) I discovered an imposter among the usual red and brown hairs- a white one. As it was alone and friendless (at least for now) I gladly cut the weirdo and tried to forget it. After all, I'm only 27. But my next impulse was too call everyone I knew that was older than me for the sole purpose of making them feel older. I figured, "hey, why keep this depressing feeling of years flying by to myself?" So, I've decided to be charitable and share it around.
Enjoy!
Friday, October 20, 2006
When Good Authors Go Bad
While I like trying new things, I did gravitate back towards familiar authors; I figured that I might as well start in safe territory. And so I picked up the next chapter of a Peirs Anthony series I had read on and off, 'Incarnations of Immortality." I also stumbled across the Clive Barker section (best know for the 'Hellraiser" series) and decided to check something out (I LOVE LOVE LOVE "Theif of Always"), So I grabbed "The Great and Secret Show." And, being a Redwall Nut, I grabbed the next in a growing list of novels in the series I haven't read yet.
I had also grabbed some other books, but these three were the ones I was most excited about. So I pull out the "secret Show" and begin to read. It sounded awesome. A serect art, magic (Maybe) a secret language being spread across the country through dead mail, it was great. Then, to my astonishment, I came across a LDS character in the book. Being LDS myself I was pretty intrigued, until I found that the leader of the local "Mormon Group" in the book was a man called pastor John. And the facts just went downhill from there. While I was interested in the story, after awhile the incorrect facts about the church became to glaring, to huge for me to keep reading. It's sad, I had over a hundred pages invested, but I finally had to throw the book down and move on.
The next book of "Incarnations" was about the same. while the first book, "On a Pale Horse," was awesome, the follwing books just started to fall short. The series itself is a cool concept (human beings filling in for deitys, such as death and mother earth and father time) but the only real book to pull it off is the first one. And, so, sadly, I put the fifth book, "Weilding a Red Sword "(about mars the god of war) aside as well. I'm disapointed, but it is by Peirs Anthony, and one wonders about the quality of writing one is able to achieve when they pump out 5 books a year.
The Redwall book, as always, has been a delight, and i look forward to catching up. I also picked up a trade paperback of "Midnight Nation" by the author of Babylon 5, and I must say I was really impressed.
It's really frustrating to me when I find a book or author that I like, and then the follow up work isn't on par. It doesn't seem hard to me to just do the first thing over again. Brian Jauqes does it all the time with Redwall. While variety may be the spice of life, every once in awhile it gives me heartburn.
And so, I will be going back to the library a little disapointed. While I like series, it's getting harder to find ones worth my time. I guess I'll just limit myself to the kids section. It seems that they, at least, have standards.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
"Loonatics," propaganda, and other TV wonders
Do the images to the left look familiar? Take a closer look. Yep, they're the Loony Toons, jazzed up and given the "Batman Beyond" treatment. Complete with powers, secret base, toy ready vehicles and a futuristic city to protect, these aren't the Loony Toons I remember, nor are they the Toons my little brother remembers from "Space Jam" either.
Following my last blog I did indeed get a cable hook-up (I am now media compatible, now boasting a whopping 15 channels). and I've noticed some odd things in my absence from TV, the "Loonatics Unleashed" not being the least of them. Now, don't get me wrong, I have no real problems with the new Loony Toons, but I was surprised at the reinvention.
There are alot of things that I find surprising with TV currently, especially the commercials. In a history class I took a couple years ago, we were shown some propaganda films that were made during WWII to gain the public's support for the war. These films inc;uded several stretches of the truth and many manipulative phrases that would inspire hate against the nations "enemies," in some ways creating enemies where there were none. Current political commercials are very much the same. I've been troubled by the recent commercials (sponsered by pres. Bush) that hate filled words and images to paint the picture of a world that we can't face without our current government. It frightens me becuase I wonder what the next step is, and if anything it makes me distrustful of a leader that needs to manipulate my emotions in order to garner my support.
Aside from the few scares and surprises, I have been delighted with some of our TV discoveries- Heroes is an interesting new show; I can't wait to see what happens next. Jerihco is also worth a look. Rarely has a show been so genuine and real. Veronica Mars is as smart as ever, and Lost is just as puzziling and infuriating as I was afraid it would be. Smallville is staying fun, thoug, with the introduction of Green Arrow and the first use of "Super breath," I'm getting stoked for the rest of the year.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
The Duplicity of "High School Musical"
Still, even after learning some of the back story, I still didn't want anything to do with the movie, mostly because of the type of people who watched here- the stuck up college students who seem determined to make sure that the stereotypical groupings that existed in high school stay true even in college. I don't care much for cliques, nor do I like people (especially other members of my religion) that look down on people of different backgrounds, beliefs, or principles.
Imagine my surprise when I finally watched the movie (suggestion of a friend) and discovered that the whole moral of "High School Musical" is the breaking of such clichés. I was surprised because the movie had a great moral, and it was somewhat enjoyable. But then I realized that the same people that have been buying the show and extolling its virtues are the same people who need to hear the lesson it teaches. Unfortunately, they've probably all missed it completely.
The movie speaks out against those who refuse try anything new, as well as those who make fun of anyone who does. Yet constantly I meet people here in Rexburg who refuse to think outside the box, who refuse to accept anything different from the norm.
And so, I wonder how in the world the people here LOVE this movie when obviously they don't agree with the lesson- and if they do, they refuse to accept it. The sad part is, the popularity of this movie is probably a direct result OF its popularity- meaning that people like because other people like it, not for its own merit. It's pathetic.
It's sad to think that a movie aimed to bring people together would be used as yet another tool by those who benefit by keeping them apart- in other words, to keep the status quo.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
My New Crush- Why I love Veronica Mars (yes, I mean the show)
Anyway, the truth is there isn't much I really want to watch. When Buffy came to an end, TV began this down spiral that it it still trying to recover from. Soon afterward Angel was canceled, as was the magnificent Firefly. Other shows came and went in quality as well- CSI, while fun, held no real claim on my heart, and I found most TV comedies stupid and crass. Smallville still held some sway, but I knew in my heart that as soon as it became truly good it would be cancelled. And so, I said goodbye to television. With good shows continually being cancelled in order for to make room for new reality shows, I decided that I had had enough.
And then came the advent of TV on DVD, as well as video stores willing to rent them. And so, every so often, the wife and I will try a show and either like it or loath it. We've tried many- 24 didn't really capture our attention after the first season; the first season of Prison Break held us captive for a week before being assigned to the "stupid shows that will string me on forever " category; Scrubs became a favorite until the main character became a jerk; and we kept up on Smallville until we decided to just buy it.
But none of these really convinced us that we needed cable. Yeah, Smallville was still running, but for how long? Everything would be out on DVD eventually anyway, right?
And then came Lost. Perhaps the best show that any of the core networks has had in years, it made us want to see what happened next. And while Lost is cool, it's crazy addictive- so much so that after awhile you just need a break- you just honestly don't want to watch it anymore after awhile unless you know they're going to tell you what you want to know (which has yet to happen- of all the mysteries introduced on the show, only one has been answered, and even then only vaguely. And while addictive shows are fun, I missed the fun of a show that was intriguing while still being forthcoming. Honestly, the only reason Lost is so addictive is because they never reveal the secrets. I was beginning to think that good, fun, and honest shows had ceased to exist.
This is a long intro, I know, but bear with me, I'm almost to my point. And so, other than the occasional show that held my interest, for the most part I had given up on TV. And while I heard about good shows every now and then, I also heard about new reality shows I wanted to avoid. Some things warmed my heart (the end of the WB- that's what they get for ending Angel) while others scared me (Survivor- race wars). And then I began hearing about a show called Veronica Mars. I didn't hear much, other than the main actress was cute and that the show was reminiscent of Buffy. And then I heard that not only did Joss Whedon (creator of Buffy, Angel, and Firefly) like the show, but he described as "the show I wish I had made." I thought it was maybe worth a peak, but promptly forgot about it.
Then, one night during a really late trip to a 24 hr Walmart, I found Veronica Mars, season 1, for $20 dollars.
Rarely have I been so happy with a twenty dollar purchase. This show is fantastic. With the most believable high school since Buffy and a killer cast, Veronica keeps you entertained and curious, even involved, without resorting to the guerilla tactics used by such shows as Lost and Prison Break. The show is also somehow able, impossible as it sounds, to have stand alone episodes WHILE STILL CARRYING THE PLOT FROM ONE EPISODE TO ANOTHER! The characters are smart, funny, and completely believable. Even so called "bad guys" become beloved and even likeable characters.
The show is about a girl named Veronica Mars, a teen detective that works at her Dad's private detective agency. Shocked by the murder of her best friend, Veronica is determined to solve her friends murder, with or without the help of her fellow students who have alienated Veronica since her friend's death. And while the show deals with high school students and teenagers, it does it without the inherent drama of make ups and break ups. The real drama lies in the cases that are solved every week. The best part of the show, though, has to be the honesty of the show- the major mystery of the first season is solved by the final episode, leaving only two minor strings that lead into the second season- if you want them to. No crazy addiction or withdrawal's here- the shows ends in a way respectful to the viewers, as if to say "don't worry, we're looking out for you- here's the answers you were wanting, along with an invitation to watch next year if you like. Thanks for your time." And you know what? I LIKE that.
So, if you need a show to watch this year, you have two weeks to watch Seasons 1 & 2 of Veronica Mars, because the third season starts in October. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to run to Walmart to get season 2, then I have to sign up for cable. TV is back.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Recommendations and other random thoughts
Shows & Movies
Brick- A new indy film that went to select theaters and just recently hit DVD. This movie Rocks. It's your traditional hard boiled detective film noir, but with twist- it's set in a modern day
Lost- I am insanely addicted to this show- even though I know it will never give me the answers I want, it doesn't matter. I'm hooked.
Curious George- Hits video next week. This movie is a work of art. Not only is the animation beautiful, but the soundtrack is amazing. Trust me, you must watch this movie.
Prison Break- I can't help it. If a show is serialized in any way, I must know what happens next. This show is a lot of fun, but it represents a new trend I'm noticing in TV- a premise that might be stretched into a mini series but one that has little hope surviving as a full fledged TV show. For instance, "Kidnapped," or "the 9." It seems to me that a show based around one event, such as a kidnapping, can only last for so long before the kid needs to be rescued. If the same kid is still missing by the fifth season, one might start wondering why they haven't invested in a funeral yet. As for prison break, if they get recaptured and spend another season trying to break out, I'm gone. I have enough of the "Free Willy" scam. I mean, just how often is that damn whale going to get caught?
Special Edition DVDs
When DVD first hit, every edition had two discs. It was expected. Now-a-days however, a bare bones edition with nothing but the movie costs the same as the old bonus editions, and you have to drop another 10$ or so to get the version of the movies you really want. While this is bad, what's worse is when they release the one disc and the bonus edition, you buy the bonus edition, and 2 months later you find out that the three disc edition with 4 versions of the movie is coming out. It's infuriating. I'm tired of having to second guess myself, or even worse, having to rebuy a new version of a movie I already have. To make things worse, now that I have a decent DVD collection, they're changing to blue ray and Hi-def discs. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!
While Peter Jackson was the first to do it on DVD with his extended lord of the rings collections, I suspect it may all be George Lucas’s fault in the end (and yes, I did rebuy the new DVD release of star wars with both the theatrical cuts ad the special edition, even though I already have the DVD box set that came out last year- hence my bitterness).
Video Games
yes, I still play. Not often, but I do. But I'm not always up to date. For example, I just recently acquired my ps2, even though ps3 and the Nintendo wii are do out in a few weeks. Go figure.
Some games worth trying-
Lego star wars- the name itself should imply just how cool it is.
Kingdom hearts- Sweet. Best RPG ever.
World of war craft- okay, so online gaming is a thorn in my side, mostly because my computer is far too slow for me to play. But it is a great game, and I hope I can play on my own soon. Also, all my friends play, so I feel left out.
Smallville
recently acquired season five, and while many great things are happening, I'm over the whole Lana/Clark thing. Most comic fans knew it would never work out anyway, but the show has taken some creative license before, so it anything was possible. But the show builds up the romance right before revealing that yep, Lana won't ever cut it. WHY DIDN"T THEY JUST GET IT OVER WITH THEN?!?!?!?!?! Anyway, can’t wait for the Lois/Clark thing. While it'll definitely be on and off again, at least we know it'll last. And while I get that they're prolonging the show as long as possible, I'm way past ready for real pieces of the legend to start falling in place.
Where to go
well, while I didn't announce it, I did finish college- I now have a bachelor’s degree in English Ed. The question, however, is- where do we go? While we're comfortable here in
Monday, September 04, 2006
Remote Control Basics (and other useless knowledge women need to understand men)
After three years, we've both learned a lot about each other and how to get along. But there are still something things that reside in one person's realm of knowledge. For instance- we've had a DVD player for the entire course of our marriage, but my wife still can't work the remote. I, on the other hand, still can't figure out the difference between shampoo and conditioner.
This got me to thinking- perhaps there are a lot of content areas that are exclusive to one gender. And so I've decided to put together a book, or encylcopedia, if you will, of the content that men wish women knew, such as how to work a cellphone or remote, the difference between different superheroes, the different generation of game consoles, the difference between star wars and star trek, definitions and explanations of different pop icons such as the transformers, Voltron, Gummi bears, and Darkwing duck. I think it'd be fun, and useful.
So, if anyone reading this has any ideas of content they think should be added, please let me know. After all, why not prove once and for all just how petty and uncomplicated men are once and for all?
Thursday, August 24, 2006
The Changing World
Lately I have been continually finding myself wishing to be kid again. Not only is responsibility and adulthood a pain, but the world I live in now is becoming stranger and more foreign to me the older I get. Ask any kid on the street what a smurf is, and you'll see what I mean.
For example, many of the things I learned as a kid are no longer true. Case in point- Pluto. In a recent move by the astrological society of the world, Pluto has been officially demoted from a planet to a "dwarf," as well as its moon.
This isn't the first time my world's been rearranged. Little Ceasers (in Idaho at least) has recently made the decision to no longer carry anything but large pizza, most of which being the five dollar "hot 'n ready" pepperoni, thus eliminating the source of its catch phrase "Pizza, Pizza" by phasing out the double pizza deal that came on the cardboard sheet with the paper sheath. I remember once when I was a kid, my Mom would buy the 'Pizza, Pizza" deal and take us to a park for lunch. Now, that's impossible.
*sigh* I suppose that there are things that need to change, but it would be nice if someone asked me once in awhile. That's all I'm saying.
Perhaps that's just the way the world works. Maybe we judge the passing of time and the growth of our personalities not by the years but by change? Perhaps growing old has nothing to do with years passing but rather with the changes that those years bring. After all, age if often recognized by the changes that occur in our body, and the wisdom of age comes with the changes in our thinking that have occurred due to the experiences we've had.
Maybe I'm fooling myself, but maybe change is something that we must learn to endure, and maybe, to control. After all, getting fit is nothing more than a change in diet and habit. While they seem like big changes, when compared to the changes in the world they're barely a drop in the bucket.
In closing, consider this- if a planet can be changed overnight by a decision made by a group of people, imagine how much power we must have to affect change in our own lives.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Why I want to be like Silent Bob
Well, the first question is probably going to be "why not write about any of the topics you mentioned last time?" Well, because no one reads this anyway, so who cares? And in response to "Always Smiling," well, go be bored somewhere else.
I've recently started watching the Kevin Smith movies again. Not sure why, really. I went to see clerks 2 with a friend and really fell back in love with the characters. My personal favorite, however, has always been Silent Bob.
Not only is he a bigger fella (a characteristic I can relate to more and more as the years go by), but he only speaks when he needs to, which is a trait I have always admired in people. As an established motormouth, I've grown used to people ignoring me and tuning me out because they assume that what I say isn't very important. And I do have to admit, quantity certainly does seem to lessen quality.
I've always thought of the silent people as the truly wise ones, because they, more than anyone else, seem to realize the true valuelessness of words. Sure, words can be useful, when used correctly, but more times than not they merely complicate the situation by adding misunderstanding to disagreement.
I've often thought of going silent, only speaking when asked or when it's important, but I can't (and yes, I do see the humor in my discussing this topic on my blog). I wish I could be though. Because I like thought of people thinking back and remembering me for the important stuff I had to say, rather than the worthless and forgettable rabble that I spend most of my time dispensing.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
The Return of the Cynic
Anyway, what to talk about. I could give a detailed explanation of what I've been up to for the last month. I could also go on a little bit about the close mindedness of the residents of the "Mormon corridor." I could even reflect on the significance of the last few days (both my birthday and the anniversary of a life threatening surgery). So, the question is, what do YOU want to hear about?
A. Why BYU-I pisses me off
B. Mormons and the rating system
C. Those other movies this summer
D. How I learned what life is about (without learning anything new)
E. Where the hell have I been for the last month?
Please select the topic that most interests you, leave me a comment with your vote, and the winning topic will be featured in my next blog (which will be in 2-3 days). Think of it as one more way Price of Eggs in China goes out of its way to please and serve the customer.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Supercalifragilisticexpia...
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Superman and the Raiders of the Dead Man's Chest
What brings this up, do you ask?
In the past few months I've been obsessing over Superman returns. And much to my surprise, it turned out to be a great movie. Superman Returns is much more than a new installment in the franchise or one more testimony to the current success of superhero movies; the movie is more than just a story or a special effects achievement, rather it is an essay on the human need to have faith in something greater than ourselves.
The title "Superman Returns" refers to much more than just the storyline of the movie, it also refers to the return of Superman to the media and pop culture mainstream. The movie explores the question "does Superman have a place in our society?" While the film itself answers with a strong positive, it turns out that the film is almost too pertinent, almost too accurate to real life, because the answer that seems to be coming from society as a whole is a reluctant "no."
Now, don't get me wrong, the film is doing rather well in the box office. While many are under the impression that the movie is failing, in fact it's nearly made back its budget in its two week run. And that's even considering the record smashing opening of the other big movie this summer, Pirates of the
It's actually the great success of "Pirates" that made me to realize that something is seriously wrong with our society today. I realize that this sounds dramatic, but it's true. Now my, logic may be a little biased, but it runs something like this-
When Superman first appeared, he was a hero to a people just coming to grips with a changing world. With everything growing like crazy, many began to question their place in the world. And then the Depression began. Suddenly the regular person felt powerless to affect their lives, to save themselves from the problems of the world. And then came Superman. Superman is perhaps the closest thing to a pop culture Christ that we've ever had. Much of this comparison could have to do with the creators of Superman, two Jewish boys who saw that people needed a hero, a savior.
And Superman quickly became that savior. An example of hope and strength, Superman helped every person to realize that there is a super man in all of us, a hero able to change his or her own life and the lives of those around them.
While Superman has become more or less popular through the years, he has always stood as a champion of right, as the example of what we could do with our lives we chose to. While we may not be able to fly or lift cars in the same sense, we could grow, learn, and gain the "power" needed to accomplish what we set our hearts and minds to.
Superman used to be seen as the perfect example, as the hero of the people, and as a symbol of hope. But no longer.
In his prime, Superman was a hero that everyone could believe in. But these days this generation seems to have forgotten how to believe. Sure, they like stuff such as Spider-man; and admittedly, Spider-man is a lot easier to relate to. But then again, Judas is way easier to relate to as opposed to Christ.
In today's world we choose believable heroes; protagonists who live in a gray area between right and wrong, who dress in black, who break the rules, who serve themselves instead of the people. Which is where Pirates comes in.
When Superman came out, I was, as I've stated continuously, elated. I told everyone to see it, and some did. Most people told me they were waiting for Pirates. Others told me they had seen superman, but it was too far out, too hokey. Too unbelievable. Most said, whether they saw it or not, that Superman was just to perfect to be able to believe in.
Apparently most of the world felt the same way, as nearly everyone went to the theater to see a movie that features a thieving, whoring, murdering drunkard of a protagonist as opposed to someone that can be looked up to. For the record, I saw pirates that weekend to, and enjoyed it, but it made me sad that many people rejected Superman, a symbol of right, for Jack Sparrow, the embodiment of that stubborn and rebellious monster in all of us. For the record, Superman Returns does dirty our hero a little, making him a little more worldly, which only goes to show that even superman is being affected by this trend.
Sure, Jack is more relatable; but if that's true, what does that say of us? Are we weak and dishonest creatures? Is that what we want to be? According to the box office, it is.
Superman is more important and useful than anyone realizes. He, and many superheroes like him, are symbols, icons if you will- figures that teach us moral, values, and help us learn to exercise faith. While many may feel this is a stretch, Superman is a stepping stone, an exercise in having faith in something greater than ourselves. The truth is, believing in superman is a preparatory step to having faith in Christ. When someone loses this faith, this ability to believe in the unbelievable, they begin on a road that eventually keeps them from believing in anything they can't imagine actually happening, or in anyone they can't relate to. Because if Superman is unbelievable, how much more unbelievable is Christ?
All things point to Christ, or should. The Scriptures urge us to surround ourselves with those things that remind us of Christ, those things that speak of God. If Superman doesn't fit this bill, I don't know what does.
In the end, the world needs Superman. We need to have the symbol, that exercise in suspending our disbelief, for only when we learn to banish disbelief do we truly have a chance of truly having faith in something.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Triumphant Return
With the advent of video, I, like very other kid, got to watch the amazing movies that were made before my birth and achievement of independent thought. Of course, the Christopher Reeves Superman movies were among my very favorites. It wasn't until years later that I realized that all the movies were definitely dated, although Superman and Superman II both stand up pretty well. Three and Four, however, well...
Like all comic fans, I've been pretty excited (and occasionally disappointed) by the recent trend of comics books movies. I was especially thrilled (and frightened) by the news of a new Superman movie. As I mentioned in previous blogs, I was excited, for not only did this seem to be a fresh take on the movies, but it was supposed to stay true to the franchise... even forming a vague sequel to superman I & II.
With child like glee I bought tickets for a
When I got into the theater, I held my breath and watched the movie unfold...
From the moment the music started, I was a kid again.
This movie, to say the very least, is a Miracle. Straight up. Not only does it stay true to the original movies, but Brandon Routh seemed to channel Chris Reeves in a way that brought tears to my eyes.
Kevin Spacey was a dark, angry Lex Luthor that was recognizable from both the movies and the comics.
And Lois- Kate Bosworth, although young, was the perfect choice.
This movie captured the spirit, the scope, and the ideals that lie behind Superman and his stories. It also captures the tone and style of the old movies and brings them effortlessly in synch with today.
When I left the theater, there were tears in my eyes. Not because I was sad, rather, I was elated. Bryan Singer had done it, and once again, I believed that a man could fly.
Friday, June 23, 2006
My Half Empty Glass
I recent months, I've realized that I'm a fairly negative person. Family and friends are probably shaking their heads right now, thinking "Really? We’ve only been telling you this since you were four!" But it's true.
I was rereading some of my blogs and I've realized that I rarely look at something in a positive light. That may be why I hate movies with downer endings... I'm already so negative it's hard to take on more. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not self cruising, nor am I beating my self up. Rather, I'm recognizing a trait that needs some adjustment.
Where and when did this start? Truth is, I don't really know. And the weird part of it is, this negativity really only applies to my own life and abilities- when it comes to others, I used to be pretty good at the whole moral support thing.
Negative thinking is never productive, unfortunately, nor does it help heighten a mood in any way. But it's still there. Perhaps it comes from dwindling hope, or perhaps it comes from a selfish reaction to a world that isn't the way I want it. I'm not sure. But once again it something I do know has to be changed. By thinking negatively of myself, I'm not really doing much credit to those who care about me.
So, I'm going to try to be more positive; starting now- so let me apologize to all the Napoleon Dynamite fans of the world; I’m sorry. You're not really as useless and idiotic as I've always thought. After all, if it weren't for you, I might have had to enjoy the movie, and that would have killed me. I'm also grateful for you because you help reassure me that when the apocalypse comes, there will be a large margin of people to burn before my name comes up.
From here on out, every day is a new day. Next time, the usefulness of bad sequels.
Friday, June 16, 2006
World Wide Serenity Day
On Joss Whedon's birthday.
To benefit Joss Whedon's favorite charity, Equality Now.
47 Screenings Confirmed As Of June 16, 2006
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Marvel Sells Out
In recent months DC Comics has set the comic world on fire with their hit series "Infinite Crisis" and its follow up events, "52" and "One Year Later." Making the most of the cross over format, DC revisited one of their land mark events, namely "Crisis on Infinite Earths," and created a sequel even that felt daring, original, and natural (due in no small part to the 3 year build up to the event).
Naturally, the biggest question on everyone's mind was not what DC would do next, but rather how Marvel would answer. And, unfortunately, that answer would come in the form of "House of M" (something most people want to forget) and Marvel's supposed world changing "Civil War." "House of M" was designed as nothing more than a money scheme; a chance for the company to put out more special books for the fans to buy. Civil War isn't much better.
There was a time when Marvel, the legendary "House of Ideas," was innovative, creative, and daring. Today, however, they have become the ignored middle child, continually turning hurried and sloppy somersaults in order to get attention. The continuity of classic marvel used to be iron clad; every moment of every imaginary day was carefully mapped out- you could see the same character passing through different parts of the city in several different comics- a crossover in one book would mean that a character would be missing from their team book, and that their book would also mention that crossover. Today, however, Wolverine can be on FOUR (yes, Four) different super teams ("New Avengers," "Astonishing X-men," "Uncanny X-Men," and just plain "X-Men"), star in two of his own monthly books (Wolverine and Wolverine: origins), and still have at least 2 guest appearances a month.
Anxious for the extra buck, Marvel will do anything to get attention even undermine their own characters.
"Civil War" is centered around a government bill forcing all superheroes to reveal their identity, register with the government, and work for them. While DC was able to revisit a previous storyline with success, Marvel merely regurgitated the same storyline the supposedly tore the mutant world apart in the pages of X-men years ago. The conflict comes from the two sides of the argument, with cooperation championed by Iron man while rebellion is led by captain
The fights so far have felt strained and forced, and the story felt rushed and compacted. Marvel swears that this series will change their comics forever, and they may be right. They are effectively making legendary characters into soulless money making logos.
The latest travesty to come from this "earth shattering" event was something that was possibly the most anticipated blunder ever- the reveal of spider-man. That’s right, as of yesterday, the marvel world now knows that Peter Parker is Spider-man, thus removing an essential part of the character.
This is a travesty. Not much more to say, other than "Marvel Sucks." God help us all.
Monday, June 12, 2006
"Will He Ever Get Off This Sequel Kick?" or "The best sequel that never was"
Continuing my pondering on the existence of sequels, I started to think about all the great filmed that deserved a sequel. It may be best that they didn't get them, however, since the sequel probably would've been done horribly anyway. Also, I'm too tired and lazy to number these, so following appear in no particular order.
Serenity- This was one of the most original and fun sci-fi movies in ages. If I don't get a sequel to this movie I may have to start a riot.
Unbreakable- while a sequel is completely out of the question, I would still love to see what happens next.
Spaceballs- We were supposed to see them again in spaceballs 2, the search for more money. While it was just a gag, it would be more meaningful now than ever before.
The Princess bride- again, unneeded, but it would still be cool.
Ferris Bueller's day off- I see this happening in one of two ways... ferris playing hooky from work, or ferris playing hooky from work in order to catch his son who is playing hooky from school.
The Phantom- The first movie is cheesy, but still way too much fun. With the generational hero trick, could be cool.
National treasure- face it, this generation needs an Indiana Jones series, and tomb raider ain't cutting it.
Bill & Ted (3) - Oh, the possibilities...
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow- this film was both inventive and amazing... I would love to have more adventures of sky captain.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
The Return
I have never seen Superman in the theater. But even in video form the movie had a huge impact on me. How huge? A couple of weeks ago I went to see mission impossible 3. As we were watching the previews, I suddenly heard the unmistakable voice of Jor El (marlin Brando) suddenly images began to hit the screen, and with them the music that have always brought a chill. By the end of the preview (although it felt like more of a spiritual experience) I was in tears. Why? Because the preview brought forth those feeling from when I was a kid and for a slight moment I felt like an awe inspired kid again.
While many seem skeptical about the new movie, let me just say that I support it completely, if only because this movie look, feels, and sounds like the originals. A few people are just afraid that the new actors cannot fulfill what they remember, but that's not the point. The point is not the actors but the performance, the roles.
How many people sit down after a hard day, look at their kids, and wish that they could be young again?
For me, that's what the upcoming movie is- a chance, just for an hour or so, to feel like a kid again. I can't wait.
Friday, June 02, 2006
10 Worst Sequels
10. Jurassic park 2: the lost world- taking nothing more than the title of the book, this monstrosity pulled in mad money- until everyone realized just what crap it really was.
9. Superman III- I know, I know; Superman II is one of the best while its follow-up is one of the worst. No wonder
8. Matrix Reloaded & Revolutions- The first movie rocked... the highly anticipated follow ups? Not so much. While the fight scenes were cool, all they did was establish a pattern of Fight, talk, fight, talk. While the story was still interesting, it kept getting stopped by inexplicably useless sex scenes and random rant in some foreign scientific language. The biggest fault, however, may be the final conclusion- that shamelessly leads into the online game. Oh well.
7. Start trek V- While by far the most original movie in the series, you just can't stop waiting for Kirk to steal the spotlight back from William Shatner.
6. Star trek Generations- Lame Lame lame lame lame. The follow up books are cool, but that doesn't stop the movie from being Lame lame lame.
5. Alien vs. Predator- I remember waiting for this movie ever since I was a kid. There were video games (most rocked) and comics (also fun) even talk of an animated show. While the fans wanted it, it never happened. Until it did. Unfortunately after seeing the movie most fans have returned to their longing, essentially pretending that the first movie never happened.
4. Highlander 2- Words cannot even begin to describe the idiocy of this sequel. Apparently there can be only one... until the studio needs to cash in on the franchise again. Oh well. I just don't understand how a studio can continue to make a series of movie that essentially does nothing more than retell the first movie in a different manner (although with the same ending...). Highlander 4, however, was a decent movie in comparison, but it should be seen as the movie version of Highlander: The Series.
3. Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones- the title really says it all, doesn't it? Poor acting, poor story telling, and so laden with special effects it's hard to find the actors. Fortunately two great things came from it> The clone wars cartoons and Yoda's saber fight.
2. Elektra- while more of a spin off, this movie may be one of the biggest disappointments to ever hit the screen (although some of that may have to do with daredevil's obvious absence and the mind boggling introduction of the new obsessive compulsive Elektra.
1. Batman and Robin- Oy. I'm still trying to clean my mind of this disaster. Tip to future film execs- Fuzzy slippers do make the villain scary, just not in any way that helps the movie.
Sequel Season
After seeing X-Men 3 I realized that with a few rare exceptions, most sequels are unworthy of the first movie. Listed below are some of those exceptions (Please know that these are only a smattering of the best- feel free to let me know if there is one I forgot or did not include).
10. Rescuers Down Under- the first Disney animated sequel ever (and one of the few to make it to theaters), with awesome voice talent, a great story and ground breaking animation, this Rescuers put the first movie to shame.
9. Shrek 2- perhaps the best animated sequel ever, this movie brought all the fun of the first movie along with enough pop references to keep anyone amused.
8. Kill Bill Vol. 2- while not a sequel per se, Kill Bill 2 is where most of the heart and character development is found.
7. Back to The future III- This movie broke the mould and in the process created a solid trilogy out of what was before only a couple of fun movies.
6. X2: X-men United- this could be here just out of pure bias, but X2 really stepped up and pushed the story to a whole new level.
5. Terminator 2- Straight up, this movie PROVED that sequels could rock hard if not harder than the original movie, not to mention having a nick name (T2) that inspired countless imitators.
4. Aliens- While the first movie was scary; this movie is so good many consider it the only movie of the series to get the idea right. I agree.
3. Superman II- A flawless sequel, this movie completes the first movie and helps you know not only that a man could fly, but WHY.
2. Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan- this movie is amazing... brilliant story, great acting, and a villain pulled straight out of Star Trek lore. Not too much more to say, other than "KHHHAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1. Star Wars: The Empires Strikes Back- This movie is the best for two reasons- George didn't direct, and Yoda is the man.
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Indirectly Getting to the Point
I seem to surround myself with indirect people. This is amusing since I can be so aggressively direct that I often insult people. While tact is something I've learned over the years (especially since I've been married), I still expect people to tell me what they want. I don't know about you, but being asked if I want to take out the garbage 10 times in a row doesn't make me want to do it... in fact, it makes me more likely NOT to do it.
My favorite, though, is when someone proposes an activity or game plan, but starts it with "well, do you want to..." instead of saying "hey, I'd really like it if..."
With indirect people, half the time you have no clue what they really want because they're too frightened to actually come out an tell you. And then later when they're feeling picked on and ignored, it's you that gets in trouble for not listening to what they really want.
While women or more commonly guilty of this, many men do it as well.
So what is the answer? Obviously being literal doesn’t help, because the indirect people are aggressive enough to continue to ask the same question over and over until you get the point. So, I'm thinking that once again duct tape may be the answer.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
DNA and the God of Thunder
It seems that throughout human history, cultures have a tendency of creating a multitude of Gods to represent the different things around them. The most popular have lasted until our day, with heroes such as Thor and Hercules still popping up in media today. While people often laugh at this concept, it's actually a very understandable and still very common human practice.
The truth is that everyone wants to understand the world around them. So, in a world where science consisted of magic and religious believe, different Gods were assigned to each natural event. Soon a whole pantheon was established; with each God requiring different forms of worship (in that way man believed they could control the world around them). Once again, very common behavior.
Today most people look back at the ancient cultures and shake their heads, wondering how the Greeks or the Norse could believe in such inventive stories. The more dominant religions today focus on one God, and most of those tolerate science, with some embracing it and other rejecting it outright. The funny thing is, we STILL do this today. Instead of assigning Gods to different natural, unnatural or unsettling events, we assign scientific explanations. In many ways, Science has become the new pagan religion of our day.
Instead of a God of thunder such as Thor or Zeus, we have weather systems- equally mysterious and unpredictable. This weather system even has a following of priest, or Oracles, who tell us what we can expect from the almighty weather system from day to day.
Instead of a God of love, we have the Hormone, a powerful creature that attacks us in groups and forces us to fall in love with random strangers. Only when we've satisfied the mad lust that we were made to feel against our will does the hormone leave us alone... at least for awhile.
Instead of a God of war we have politics, with politicians its priests.
Instead of a God of evil, hate, or trouble, we have DNA... DNA is the scariest of all, for like Zeus of old we never know when or who DNA might strike, or how it will change or affect the poor victim.
The Gods of old did more than just put a name or face on the things that were feared, they took responsibility for those things that people refused to. If a man was a rapist and a murder in the old days, it would be said that the god of war, or the God of love, or a trickster god had influenced the man and made him commit those crimes. Today, we blame it on bad parenting, mental illness and behavior that may have been passed on genetically.
We embrace these new scientific discoveries and theories just as much, if not more, than the ancient Greeks embraced their pantheon of Gods. In the end, people just need somebody to blame.
Afterward-
Now, I want to explain something before anyone takes offense. I do believe that there are something beyond our control, I do believe that mental disorders, handicaps, and behaviors can affect people and that these thing could be inherited. but I also believe that there are some who, instead of being a responsible adult and working on their issues, use that trial as an excuse to do nothing but complain about how unfair the world is.
Monday, May 08, 2006
In the army now
And so, I don't really have a political stance. I think some things are wrong while others are right. One thing I have always been against is war. Personally I don't think the best way to bring someone to your way of thinking involves violence (unless it involves Napoleon dynamite fans, but that's another story). This could be because I'm not a violent person, well, not normally, anyway.
A big source of contention between my father and I while growing up was my refusal to join the army. While I'm not sure what his point was, exactly, he always got angry when I would refuse to even consider joining the army. Who knows, maybe it would have been good for me. Personally, I don't think I would survive the army or military... I'm just not that type of guy (I break under pressure when pressure is defined and mean military men shouting at me..... Come to think of it I was never a fan of GI Joe either....). While I think my Dad thought I was condemning the military, I wasn't; it just wasn't for me.
I always support the men and women to protect our country. It's the political leaders and decisions that direct the military that bothers me. I don't think we always have the best reasons to go to war, nor do I think war is always our best option.
I have several brothers, four of which I grew up with. Two are currently in the armed forces, with a third to join here very soon. Our father was also in the military. I think the military is an honorable profession, as I said before, but it disturbs me that I know nothing about the politics that will ultimately decide my brother's fate. How sad would it be if, on the day of my brother's funeral, I was unable to explain to my child or nephew why their uncle or father wasn't coming home, or what he died for? I don't want to know about politics, and I think war and the reasons why we fight are childish. Apparently my brothers don't (or they also don't care and figure it's a paycheck... Who knows). I think I owe it to them to find out just what they are fighting for.
I don't agree with war, but I suppose it's a little more productive than fast food (although I do believe that the cheeseburger could be credited for several inventions... But that's another story).
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
The Passion of the Ignorant
For those you may not know, I'm a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. As such, I'm fairly conservative while being open to new ideas and approaches. At least, that's how it's supposed to work. Unfortunately, during my time in the "Mormon corridor" I've run across nothing but bias and close mindedness. While there is occasionally a cool person every now and then, for the most part the people here piss me off. I think my first push towards that direction came when someone, upon learning that I was from Maine, said "oh, it must be nice to be out here (Utah-Idaho) where the church is so much stronger." When I answered "no, the church may be smaller, but it's just as strong as Utah," I was given a knowing wink before the subject was changed.
Personally I'm of the philosophy that size has nothing to do with strength. Those familiar with the bible may remember a story or two about that. I've found that those members that live in areas where the church may be smaller are actually stronger in their faith because they have to make a more conscience decision to live the gospel.
A great reflection of this is sacrament meeting, especially fast and testimony meetings. It seems that many have a problem separating the spirit from emotion. My personal favorite is when a speaker will lower their voice and whisper what they are saying so they can be more dramatic and have more of an emotional response. Things like that sicken me. I firmly believe that if you're going to do something, you need to do it for the right reasons- not for the reward, not because you were told to, but because it's RIGHT. Moroni 7 says more than enough on this subject.
It is this level of insincerity that really gets to me. A person can act as spiritual as they like, but in the end the spirit is not going to testify just because you say the right words in the right tone of voice.
This whole issue comes to a head in my mind when I hear people explain why a movie such as The Passion isn't worth watching.
First of all, the Lord has told us that it is not our place to judge, Also, Moroni has told us that if we must judge, we do it by judging whether something brings us closer to God or whether it drives us from him. With me so far?
And so, it seems to be that while me must decide what we expose ourselves too, and no point does it become cool to judge something and speak against something that we know nothing about. My example her is "Million Dollar Baby." While I did not like what I was hearing about the movie, I did not consider myself authorized to comment on it until I saw it.
I feel the same way about "The Passion." When the movie first came out, of course I felt uneasy and disturbed by what I was hearing about the movie. I loved how people called it evil and sacrilegious when it not only taught about Christ but stayed true to the gospel accounts. When I saw the movie, I was blown away. The Movie builds to the end, at which point we see the resurrection and the purpose of Christs actions. While the movie is absolutely emotional and does play to the heart, at the same time the spirit testifies of the message and story. Not only is this movie true events, but it's purpose is a righteous one- to bring men unto Christ.
And so, imagine my amusement when people begin to speak against the movie. Interested, I asked them to cite example from the movie. Upon further investigation I discovered that these naysayers had never seen the movie. Yet the were speaking against it (a bible a bible, we have a bible and need no other). It was not until I heard their argument that I was really angered. The movie, they said, "played to the emotions, and people confused that with the spirit, and thus fail to realize how evil the movie is."
Let's take a moment for dramatic irony, shall we? These same people who pretended to be spiritual, who play act on the stand during sacrament in order to impress the congregation, accuse a truly spiritual movie of insincerity? It was almost enough to make my head explode.
It seems to me that as a people we have begun to lose the ability to think and reason for ourselves. We have lost and forgotten those tools, such as the spirit, that help us to recognize truth. It makes me sad when people take words and ideas that they like and feel comfortable with over the truth and the right.
We must start recognizing the real reasons for why we are here on earth. As a people, we need to distanced ourselves from the "collective" and allow our minds and hearts to find the truth for themselves. Only then will we be worthy to enter the kingdom of God. If that's your thing, anyway. As for me, I just want to go see my father again.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Okay, I admit it, we live in a Man's world (the "wo" variety of men, that is)
1. I went into payless the other day to buy a new pair of shoes. It took me five minutes to find the men's section. It was squeezed onto half a shelf between the women's and kids (the other sections, btw,each took up half the store, with the women's section being slightly bigger).
2. When I went to the eye doctor the other day I went in to get new glasses. Once again, one small rack for me, 3 racks for women, and two for children.
I admit that these are small things, and some can still see them as racial discrimination by claiming that the corporations target women to make more money (it's okay, TV targets men, or so my wife tells me). But what really bothers me is-
3. I am one of the few men who would love to be a stay at home dad. But, if I were to stay home, raise the kids and let my wife work,I would be a lazy slob who takes advantage of my wife. If I work and have my wife stay home, I'm a sexist that imprisoned his wife in the
house in order to have complete control over her. And if we both work and put the kid's in daycare, I'm a bad parent. (and if I were to stay home, the only thing on TV would be soap operas and talk shows; how's that for discrimination?)