One last thought before bed

Anyone else wonder how Charles Shultz Would feel about his characters being used to sell insurance? Doesn't seem to compute for me..... Huh, so much for a legacy.

My Blog Free Year, the evils of World of Warcraft, and why having a kid should be saved for masochists.

Awwwww... Isn't he cute? What you see before you my friends, is NOT the reason why I stopped writing this Blog. The real reason? I'm Lazy and I developed a World of Warcraft addiction sometime last year that didn't let up until recently. But he is cute, eh? So let's blame him.

Last year, right about the time I stopped writing, well, just before, as I'm sure it helped the whole "oh yeah, I did have a blog once" thing, Life took a turn for the complicated. One of my best friends went to jail, I was miserable in my job, my brother was in a near fatal car accident, my grandparents were in a near fatal car accident, and my Dad got married (perhaps the least traumatic, but still, weird). I thus invested all of my time into world of warcraft, playing five or six hours a night, which stopped, oddly, just before the cuddly superhero you see above was born.

A lot has happened, but the last thing I want to chronicle is the last year or so of my life. To be brief, though, friends were made and lost, new jobs were attained, three WOW characters hit level 70 (the highest) I moved, had a kid, and moved on to a career that I really enjoy. And that's that.

If anything, I want to reestablish a couple things. I love Media. Television, Movies, Books, Comics, you name it, I read, watch, endure, and Enjoy, and then complain mercilessly or make fun of it. Unless I like it. Then I buy it, put it on an alter, and worship it, again, till i watch something else.

The purpose of this blog was always to share my love for entertainment and to share what I've found to be an interesting, off beat, and somewhat original view of the world. While there aren't alot of readers, hell, I think I had Eight readers when I wrote religiously, and I'm sure they've all given up hope by now, I'm going to try to write more regularly. I mean, it's either be constructive or spend time seeing just how badly I can emotionally scar my son. Look at that cute face. Which do you think he's pulling for?

Avoiding the Popular

So, lately I've discovered that a lot of people- most in fact- think that I don't like most movies. In fact, they say that I especially hate the popular ones. And While I may shout and holler that this isn't true, I'm starting to see why they might think it.

A great example is "The Guardian." I didn't see it. I don't anticipate seeing it. Why? Because while I haven't seen it, I have seen Bodyguard, Backdraft, Top Gun, and a dozen other inspiring movies about people who risk their lives to save people. They all have a mentor, a struggling and rebellious hero, several big actions scenes, the death of the mentor, and a big court scene at some point for the Young Hero to stand up for his newfound convictions.


So I figure, why bother? I got the point the first time, there's not really much to gain here. And that bothers some people.

Another one is "Pursuit of Happyness" (yes, I know it's spelled wrong). I did see this, mostly because of my wife. But I didn't want to, and even now, I'm not all that excited that I did. Sure, it's well made, and it's inspiring and uplifting and blah blah blah........

But, truth is, this movie has also been made before.

And so, yes, while I realize that I am prejudging, truth is I just recognize movies I've already seen.

But how about the big budget, box office titanic movies that everyone loves? You know what, I'll tell you a secret: I love them too. Yes, I saw Titanic multiple times in the theater. I was there on opening day for Pirates of the Caribbean (both, actually), both Spider-mans, nearly every Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. I love big budget blockbusters as much as the next person. I just like them for a different reason. Everyone else loves them because they're blockbuster. I like them when they're good. that's about it. unfortunately, a lot of blockbusters aren't as great as they should have been. But that doesn't keep me from being excited.

In the end, you just need to have your own opinion. Many Blockbusters have a smash opening, and then it becomes a trend to say how bad it was. In the end, it's not that I don't like movies, I just don't like being told what I like.

Serenity personality test

Your results:
You are Wash (Ship Pilot)

Wash (Ship Pilot) 75% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 70% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 55% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 55% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 35% Inara Serra (Companion) 35% River (Stowaway) 25% Alliance 25% A Reaver (Cannibal) 15%

You are a pilot with a good if not silly sense of humor. You take pride in your collection of toys. You love your significant other.

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Yeah, that's right, they did it before!

What up now, Marvel?

Marvel's Daring New Plan: MAKE NOTHING BUT CRAP!

That's right folks. You've heard correctly. Captain America, the sentinel of liberty, the only character of Marvel Comics who can truly be called iconic, is dead.

Branching out of the civil war mini-series (mind you, this is the same brain-child that spawned the new "No-secret identity" spider-man), Cap is assassinated after surrendering at the end of civil war.

As Cap's mask was seen being picked up by The Punisher, marvel will probably replace the former symbol of patriotism and honor with the serial killer.

While this is sure to boost sales, let me point out that this is once again rehashing a story already done, when the Punisher became Captain America in an issue of "What If?"


While I'm sure Marvel may just bring Cap back someday, I'm truly disgusted by the continual practice of marvel saying "hey, no one will expect us doing this" and then basing a story off shock value. And besides, we all know how that strategy went over for Bin Laden.

HO. LY. CRAP!

I've been watching previews all morning, and I just watched Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, and WOW.

I'm a long time fan of classic marvel, and The FF meeting the Surfer is about as classic as it gets. I was terrified that they were going to screw it up, but after that preview....
WOW.

Watch it here:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/medium.html

My 80's Obsession

While more and more the 80's are becoming a thing of the ancient past, I grew up in them, so I remember a lot of fads that at their beginning or their prime. Speaking of Prime, I just saw the new Transformers preview, and let me say, the 80's never looked so good. In fact, I believe I may have just soiled myself.

I like the whole idea of the 80's coming back, as long as it's done well. There's a new turtle movie coming out, transformers on the way, and even (God help us) a Smurf CGI trilogy in the works.

You know, as long as they leave "My Little Pony" out of the mix, I think I'm happy.

And speaking of my little pony- watch the Transformers preview. The best part may be a small girl holding a my little pony as she watches one of the robots climb out of her pool. Priceless.

PS- just re-watched the trailer (again)- and yes, I need to go change my underwear.

Requested Photo of "Mountian Man Mike"

My beard.

Reclaiming Christmas

When I was a kid, my very dysfunctional family had only one real Christmas tradition, and even this nearly went by the wayside toward the end (for the uninformed, my parents, all of them, are divorced- but believe me, it was time). My mother started it (she was usually the genius behind most of the cool things we did as a family). Every year of our lives, starting with the first one, my mother would buy us a Christmas ornament. Now, I know that this tradition merely helped further the aims of the commercialism masterminds behind replacing Christ with Santa. But yet, every year we looked forward to getting our new ornaments. When it came time to put up the tree, we would pull out all the ornaments, and my parents would go down the line and give us our ornaments in order. We kids would then fight for the best spots on the tree in our eagerness to have our ornaments be the center of attention. It was a simple thing, but it was also magical. It kept Christmas special, and for that one hour every year, my family was able to get along without the help of a tv or movie.

Eventually the new ornaments stopped appearing every year, and as my parents stopped caring about more and more, christmas became one of things that they would procrastinate or nearly forget about (don't get me wrong, there were presents and decorations, but often it took one of us kids to get them wrapped in time). But the tree was the one thing we kids fought to keep. And so, when my parents finally called it quits, the one thing I really regretted was that all of our ornaments would never hang on the same tree again.

And so, a few years later, as my wife and I began to create our own traditions, I explained to her how much that one tradition meant to me. Overwhelmed by my charm and wit, my wonderful wife of course agreed to adopt the ornament tradition. I was excited. In my own way, I would be able to preserve and perpetuate one of the few good things I remember and pass it on to my children.

In eagerness I called my Dad to look into how I could get my old ornaments. When I hung up the phone, I was devastated. As it turned out, my Dad had ended up with the ornaments after the divorce, and had stored them in an old van he kept in an extra parking spot in his apartment complex, and the van was stolen, along with everything inside, shortly after he moved in.

And so, it seemed that the magic had finally worn out. After years of poor communication, bad memories, family tragedies and poor decisions, it seemed that someone looking for an easy buck finally destroyed what we as a family never could.

Once again I talked with my wife, and once again she reassured me. While we couldn't fix all the wrongs in our lives, we could fix this.

A quick trip to eBay, and the rest, as they say, is history. While I have not found all the ornaments yet, I have reclaimed my first seven ornaments, as well as one of my brother's first ornaments. I'd like to think I'm buying the ones that were stolen, but I know that it's unlikely.

Then the questions comes- why bother? Why not just start anew and continue from there? Well, because sometime we shouldn't have to start anew. I think that we should fight to hold onto the things that keep magic alive in our hearts. Often we give up to easily and let things go when, with a little effort, we could have preserved them.

Christmas is a time of magic, of memories, and of undying love. If we can't extend a little hope and resolve to hold on to those things, then Christmas itself could also become meaningless.

The pain of bad memories will eventually fade if we allow them to. Sadly, so do good memories. And yet, most people choose to hold on to the bad and forget the good. We need allow ourselves to forgive and forget the bad and evil in our lives- in a word, get over it. It's not easy, and it doesn't happen over night, but you can do it. And fighting to hold onto the good will help in the process.

My feelings on the "Console Wars" (It's Not as Bad as it Looks)

My Top Ten Entertainment Surprises

I was rather shocked this year by just how many things of quality snuck up and bit me . there were really some wonderful films and shows I found this years, and I'm happy to share them with you. Also, you may be surprised that Superman returns is not on the list. the reason for this is very simple. I wasn't surprised by the quality of the film. While amazing, I knew it would be.

10. Veronica Mars- I must say I was incredibly lucky to find this show when I did. I started just weeks before season 3 premiered and I was lucky to be able to finish in time for the new season. Smart, funny and incredibly well cast and written, it's really a must see.

9. Robot Chicken- It's been around for awhile, but I just found this show and it's brilliant. Though sometimes blasphemous and often politically incorrect, the show uses toys to make fun of anything from the 80's to George Bush. My favorite clip has to be a Kill Bill rip off entitled Kill Bunny featuring a ticked off Christ hunting down such commercial distractions as the Easter Bunny and Santa. While I'm sure many will be insulted by it, I've included the You-Tube clip of it below. Admittedly it is much funnier if you've seen Kill Bill. Anyway, this show rocks. Check it out.


8. The Lake House- I know, I know, I don't know what came over me, but I did in fact watch this movie. With my Dad even. But it was great. Sincere and moving, it's a great love story. While a little unoriginal, the end still comes as a surprise (well, part of the end at least; there is a twist, I won't lie, and it's really incredibly easy to spot the clues at the beginning of the movie, but it makes up for it).

7. Jericho- Who knew that the story of a town trying to survive Armageddon could be so heartfelt and captivating? while it is a serial show going week to week, it's fun and, most importantly, planned out. I can't wait to see how long the walls of Jericho will stand.

6. Infinite Crisis- WOW. DC has managed to pull me in a hold me close. With a huge storyline and real, continuity altering events, new comic day has never been more fun. How they'll top it I have no clue, but all I know is that even if all i got was that single ride, it was enough.

5. Heroes- yeah, I'm just as addicted as everyone else. It's amazing- the dawn of superheroes just as it might have been in the golden age of comics. And don't even get me started on the new story arc- remember, "Save the cheerleader, save the World."

4. Cars- I'll admit it, when I saw the previews I thought Pixar had finally gone too far... but when I saw the movie I was impressed. Not only is the animation top notch, but the story was a great homage to the way the world should really be.

3. Clerks II- I was not going to see this movie. It looked foul, stupid, and I was rather upset with Kevin Smith for giving up and going back to the basics. but the movie reddemed itself with a great moral about doing what you want with your life, no matter what the world may think.

2. Brick- This movie is great. A down and dirty 30's detective film noir set in modern day high school, this movie rocks. With an amazing script and a perfect cast, this movie manages to be something that its very nature makes nearly impossible- it's something NEW. For those who are unfamiliar, the trailer is below. And for the record, while the movie is rated "R," I can honestly say that the movie did not deserve that rating. As most film buffs know, Indy films are always rated on a curve and given the higher rating (translation- no sex, no swearing- at all- no violence other than fist fights and while there is mention of drug use none is shown; for the first time there is a clean movie for adults).


1. Stranger than Fiction- let me just say how much I hate Will Farrell. I never knew before, however, how well he could act. this movie is a work of art. Genuinely funny and moving, the movie does not resort to crude humor or sappy emotions to bring home it's point. Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman really bring it to the table, and Farrell shows that he can walk with the big boys. A brilliant concept, the movie is about a man who starts hearing his life being narrated. He soon realizes that he is a character in a story, and before his story ends he must find the author in order to save his own life. At the sake of making a huge leap from never having videos to having THREE, trailer is found below.

Slander Campaigns and Me

Call me strange, but I don't buy into slander campaigns. While others sit there laughing at the Mac kid making fun of the IBM guy, I merely shake my head. as other stare on in awe of the subway weight loss dude, I ponder the tragedy of selling your soul to fast food in order to battle obesity.
And when one politician bad mouths another, I see that as one more mark against the accusing party. I guess I just don't get the whole slander thing.

When I see one party attacking another, I see it as evidence that the opposition is better, and the accuser knows it. I also am more inclined to side with the accused. When it comes to slander campaigns, I'm the ultimate sypathy vote. While the MAC commercials are amusing, they are the reason why I'll stay with a IBM. While Subway may be the more healthy route (if you get the sandwiches just so) Ithink I'd rather go to one of those "fatty" Restaurants. And when election season comes around, i think i'll vote for the one with the least amount of slander ads.

In the end, I want to do business with a company that has ethics, or at least a little integrity. And when one company tries to insult another inorder to try and get my business, all that they really gain is a spot on my "do not shop" list.

My First Gray Hair (well, white hair)

I've recently grown out my beard to celebrate my liberation from college. BYU-I frowns upon any form of personal and independent expression or thought. So, I took on myself to make up for the years of following the standard by throwing away my contacts, going back to glasses, and growing one heck of a cool goatee. I've been wanting to do it for years, and I figured I was too old to dye my hair purple, so I might as well go for it.

So, as I was grooming my beard today (a necessary but not completely unentertaining part of having a beard) I discovered an imposter among the usual red and brown hairs- a white one. As it was alone and friendless (at least for now) I gladly cut the weirdo and tried to forget it. After all, I'm only 27. But my next impulse was too call everyone I knew that was older than me for the sole purpose of making them feel older. I figured, "hey, why keep this depressing feeling of years flying by to myself?" So, I've decided to be charitable and share it around.

Enjoy!

When Good Authors Go Bad

I recently realized that I don't read as often as I used to. This is sad, but true. I love to read and gain a lot from it. But as a consequence of my non-reading, by spelling, vocabulary, and grammar have all sufferred. I think reading is essential for keeping up with language skills. And once too often lately, I've been having to reach for a dictionary. So, I decided to end this phase of my life with a trip to the library.

While I like trying new things, I did gravitate back towards familiar authors; I figured that I might as well start in safe territory. And so I picked up the next chapter of a Peirs Anthony series I had read on and off, 'Incarnations of Immortality." I also stumbled across the Clive Barker section (best know for the 'Hellraiser" series) and decided to check something out (I LOVE LOVE LOVE "Theif of Always"), So I grabbed "The Great and Secret Show." And, being a Redwall Nut, I grabbed the next in a growing list of novels in the series I haven't read yet.

I had also grabbed some other books, but these three were the ones I was most excited about. So I pull out the "secret Show" and begin to read. It sounded awesome. A serect art, magic (Maybe) a secret language being spread across the country through dead mail, it was great. Then, to my astonishment, I came across a LDS character in the book. Being LDS myself I was pretty intrigued, until I found that the leader of the local "Mormon Group" in the book was a man called pastor John. And the facts just went downhill from there. While I was interested in the story, after awhile the incorrect facts about the church became to glaring, to huge for me to keep reading. It's sad, I had over a hundred pages invested, but I finally had to throw the book down and move on.

The next book of "Incarnations" was about the same. while the first book, "On a Pale Horse," was awesome, the follwing books just started to fall short. The series itself is a cool concept (human beings filling in for deitys, such as death and mother earth and father time) but the only real book to pull it off is the first one. And, so, sadly, I put the fifth book, "Weilding a Red Sword "(about mars the god of war) aside as well. I'm disapointed, but it is by Peirs Anthony, and one wonders about the quality of writing one is able to achieve when they pump out 5 books a year.

The Redwall book, as always, has been a delight, and i look forward to catching up. I also picked up a trade paperback of "Midnight Nation" by the author of Babylon 5, and I must say I was really impressed.

It's really frustrating to me when I find a book or author that I like, and then the follow up work isn't on par. It doesn't seem hard to me to just do the first thing over again. Brian Jauqes does it all the time with Redwall. While variety may be the spice of life, every once in awhile it gives me heartburn.

And so, I will be going back to the library a little disapointed. While I like series, it's getting harder to find ones worth my time. I guess I'll just limit myself to the kids section. It seems that they, at least, have standards.

"Loonatics," propaganda, and other TV wonders

Do the images to the left look familiar? Take a closer look. Yep, they're the Loony Toons, jazzed up and given the "Batman Beyond" treatment. Complete with powers, secret base, toy ready vehicles and a futuristic city to protect, these aren't the Loony Toons I remember, nor are they the Toons my little brother remembers from "Space Jam" either.
Following my last blog I did indeed get a cable hook-up (I am now media compatible, now boasting a whopping 15 channels). and I've noticed some odd things in my absence from TV, the "Loonatics Unleashed" not being the least of them. Now, don't get me wrong, I have no real problems with the new Loony Toons, but I was surprised at the reinvention.
There are alot of things that I find surprising with TV currently, especially the commercials. In a history class I took a couple years ago, we were shown some propaganda films that were made during WWII to gain the public's support for the war. These films inc;uded several stretches of the truth and many manipulative phrases that would inspire hate against the nations "enemies," in some ways creating enemies where there were none. Current political commercials are very much the same. I've been troubled by the recent commercials (sponsered by pres. Bush) that hate filled words and images to paint the picture of a world that we can't face without our current government. It frightens me becuase I wonder what the next step is, and if anything it makes me distrustful of a leader that needs to manipulate my emotions in order to garner my support.
Aside from the few scares and surprises, I have been delighted with some of our TV discoveries- Heroes is an interesting new show; I can't wait to see what happens next. Jerihco is also worth a look. Rarely has a show been so genuine and real. Veronica Mars is as smart as ever, and Lost is just as puzziling and infuriating as I was afraid it would be. Smallville is staying fun, thoug, with the introduction of Green Arrow and the first use of "Super breath," I'm getting stoked for the rest of the year.

The Duplicity of "High School Musical"

When I first saw this movie for sale, I had no idea what it was. I marveled because everyone grabbed it up as if they already knew what it was, while I sat there scratching my head. I have no idea how the DVD sales were in other parts of the country, but here in Rexburg, Id, it sold like hotcakes. It wasn't until later that I learned that the movie was a Disney channel special, which explained why people knew about it.

Still, even after learning some of the back story, I still didn't want anything to do with the movie, mostly because of the type of people who watched here- the stuck up college students who seem determined to make sure that the stereotypical groupings that existed in high school stay true even in college. I don't care much for cliques, nor do I like people (especially other members of my religion) that look down on people of different backgrounds, beliefs, or principles.

Imagine my surprise when I finally watched the movie (suggestion of a friend) and discovered that the whole moral of "High School Musical" is the breaking of such clichés. I was surprised because the movie had a great moral, and it was somewhat enjoyable. But then I realized that the same people that have been buying the show and extolling its virtues are the same people who need to hear the lesson it teaches. Unfortunately, they've probably all missed it completely.

The movie speaks out against those who refuse try anything new, as well as those who make fun of anyone who does. Yet constantly I meet people here in Rexburg who refuse to think outside the box, who refuse to accept anything different from the norm.

And so, I wonder how in the world the people here LOVE this movie when obviously they don't agree with the lesson- and if they do, they refuse to accept it. The sad part is, the popularity of this movie is probably a direct result OF its popularity- meaning that people like because other people like it, not for its own merit. It's pathetic.

It's sad to think that a movie aimed to bring people together would be used as yet another tool by those who benefit by keeping them apart- in other words, to keep the status quo.

My New Crush- Why I love Veronica Mars (yes, I mean the show)

TV and I parted company a while ago. I know this may come as a shock- but I don't have cable- nor do I recieve any TV signals in my apartment. And while there is a mild sense of disconnection and solitude that comes with this (not to mention the growing trend of not understanding what anyone is talking about), for the most part I have no real regrets. It saves us money, and gives us the option of doing other things instead of watching TV all day long (instead, we watch movies).

Anyway, the truth is there isn't much I really want to watch. When Buffy came to an end, TV began this down spiral that it it still trying to recover from. Soon afterward Angel was canceled, as was the magnificent Firefly. Other shows came and went in quality as well- CSI, while fun, held no real claim on my heart, and I found most TV comedies stupid and crass. Smallville still held some sway, but I knew in my heart that as soon as it became truly good it would be cancelled. And so, I said goodbye to television. With good shows continually being cancelled in order for to make room for new reality shows, I decided that I had had enough.

And then came the advent of TV on DVD, as well as video stores willing to rent them. And so, every so often, the wife and I will try a show and either like it or loath it. We've tried many- 24 didn't really capture our attention after the first season; the first season of Prison Break held us captive for a week before being assigned to the "stupid shows that will string me on forever " category; Scrubs became a favorite until the main character became a jerk; and we kept up on Smallville until we decided to just buy it.

But none of these really convinced us that we needed cable. Yeah, Smallville was still running, but for how long? Everything would be out on DVD eventually anyway, right?

And then came Lost. Perhaps the best show that any of the core networks has had in years, it made us want to see what happened next. And while Lost is cool, it's crazy addictive- so much so that after awhile you just need a break- you just honestly don't want to watch it anymore after awhile unless you know they're going to tell you what you want to know (which has yet to happen- of all the mysteries introduced on the show, only one has been answered, and even then only vaguely. And while addictive shows are fun, I missed the fun of a show that was intriguing while still being forthcoming. Honestly, the only reason Lost is so addictive is because they never reveal the secrets. I was beginning to think that good, fun, and honest shows had ceased to exist.

This is a long intro, I know, but bear with me, I'm almost to my point. And so, other than the occasional show that held my interest, for the most part I had given up on TV. And while I heard about good shows every now and then, I also heard about new reality shows I wanted to avoid. Some things warmed my heart (the end of the WB- that's what they get for ending Angel) while others scared me (Survivor- race wars). And then I began hearing about a show called Veronica Mars. I didn't hear much, other than the main actress was cute and that the show was reminiscent of Buffy. And then I heard that not only did Joss Whedon (creator of Buffy, Angel, and Firefly) like the show, but he described as "the show I wish I had made." I thought it was maybe worth a peak, but promptly forgot about it.

Then, one night during a really late trip to a 24 hr Walmart, I found Veronica Mars, season 1, for $20 dollars.

Rarely have I been so happy with a twenty dollar purchase. This show is fantastic. With the most believable high school since Buffy and a killer cast, Veronica keeps you entertained and curious, even involved, without resorting to the guerilla tactics used by such shows as Lost and Prison Break. The show is also somehow able, impossible as it sounds, to have stand alone episodes WHILE STILL CARRYING THE PLOT FROM ONE EPISODE TO ANOTHER! The characters are smart, funny, and completely believable. Even so called "bad guys" become beloved and even likeable characters.

The show is about a girl named Veronica Mars, a teen detective that works at her Dad's private detective agency. Shocked by the murder of her best friend, Veronica is determined to solve her friends murder, with or without the help of her fellow students who have alienated Veronica since her friend's death. And while the show deals with high school students and teenagers, it does it without the inherent drama of make ups and break ups. The real drama lies in the cases that are solved every week. The best part of the show, though, has to be the honesty of the show- the major mystery of the first season is solved by the final episode, leaving only two minor strings that lead into the second season- if you want them to. No crazy addiction or withdrawal's here- the shows ends in a way respectful to the viewers, as if to say "don't worry, we're looking out for you- here's the answers you were wanting, along with an invitation to watch next year if you like. Thanks for your time." And you know what? I LIKE that.

So, if you need a show to watch this year, you have two weeks to watch Seasons 1 & 2 of Veronica Mars, because the third season starts in October. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to run to Walmart to get season 2, then I have to sign up for cable. TV is back.

Recommendations and other random thoughts

Well, after being devoid of any real blog topics, I thought I'd just spew some random thoughts and recommendations I've been saving up.

Shows & Movies

Brick- A new indy film that went to select theaters and just recently hit DVD. This movie Rocks. It's your traditional hard boiled detective film noir, but with twist- it's set in a modern day L.A. high school (no worries- no 90210 drama here).

Lost- I am insanely addicted to this show- even though I know it will never give me the answers I want, it doesn't matter. I'm hooked.

Curious George- Hits video next week. This movie is a work of art. Not only is the animation beautiful, but the soundtrack is amazing. Trust me, you must watch this movie.

Prison Break- I can't help it. If a show is serialized in any way, I must know what happens next. This show is a lot of fun, but it represents a new trend I'm noticing in TV- a premise that might be stretched into a mini series but one that has little hope surviving as a full fledged TV show. For instance, "Kidnapped," or "the 9." It seems to me that a show based around one event, such as a kidnapping, can only last for so long before the kid needs to be rescued. If the same kid is still missing by the fifth season, one might start wondering why they haven't invested in a funeral yet. As for prison break, if they get recaptured and spend another season trying to break out, I'm gone. I have enough of the "Free Willy" scam. I mean, just how often is that damn whale going to get caught?

Special Edition DVDs

When DVD first hit, every edition had two discs. It was expected. Now-a-days however, a bare bones edition with nothing but the movie costs the same as the old bonus editions, and you have to drop another 10$ or so to get the version of the movies you really want. While this is bad, what's worse is when they release the one disc and the bonus edition, you buy the bonus edition, and 2 months later you find out that the three disc edition with 4 versions of the movie is coming out. It's infuriating. I'm tired of having to second guess myself, or even worse, having to rebuy a new version of a movie I already have. To make things worse, now that I have a decent DVD collection, they're changing to blue ray and Hi-def discs. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!
While Peter Jackson was the first to do it on DVD with his extended lord of the rings collections, I suspect it may all be George Lucas’s fault in the end (and yes, I did rebuy the new DVD release of star wars with both the theatrical cuts ad the special edition, even though I already have the DVD box set that came out last year- hence my bitterness).

Video Games
yes, I still play. Not often, but I do. But I'm not always up to date. For example, I just recently acquired my ps2, even though ps3 and the Nintendo wii are do out in a few weeks. Go figure.

Some games worth trying-

Lego star wars- the name itself should imply just how cool it is.

Kingdom hearts- Sweet. Best RPG ever.

World of war craft- okay, so online gaming is a thorn in my side, mostly because my computer is far too slow for me to play. But it is a great game, and I hope I can play on my own soon. Also, all my friends play, so I feel left out.

Smallville
recently acquired season five, and while many great things are happening, I'm over the whole Lana/Clark thing. Most comic fans knew it would never work out anyway, but the show has taken some creative license before, so it anything was possible. But the show builds up the romance right before revealing that yep, Lana won't ever cut it. WHY DIDN"T THEY JUST GET IT OVER WITH THEN?!?!?!?!?! Anyway, can’t wait for the Lois/Clark thing. While it'll definitely be on and off again, at least we know it'll last. And while I get that they're prolonging the show as long as possible, I'm way past ready for real pieces of the legend to start falling in place.

Where to go
well, while I didn't announce it, I did finish college- I now have a bachelor’s degree in English Ed. The question, however, is- where do we go? While we're comfortable here in Idaho, there are no jobs for me here. And I don't think working in a call center is what I went to college for. Oh well.

Remote Control Basics (and other useless knowledge women need to understand men)

My wife and I have been married for almost three years now, and in that time, I've realized that I've corrupted her a great deal. A true scholar, my wife loves to read. And she reads a large variety of subject, with psychology being the most popular. But in the time we've been married I've also got her hooked on several different TV shows and Movies. Not always the ones I like (Star Wars and Buffy are still a little out of her reach), but she still consume far more television now than she did. As for me, if anything I read less than I used to. Oh well.
After three years, we've both learned a lot about each other and how to get along. But there are still something things that reside in one person's realm of knowledge. For instance- we've had a DVD player for the entire course of our marriage, but my wife still can't work the remote. I, on the other hand, still can't figure out the difference between shampoo and conditioner.
This got me to thinking- perhaps there are a lot of content areas that are exclusive to one gender. And so I've decided to put together a book, or encylcopedia, if you will, of the content that men wish women knew, such as how to work a cellphone or remote, the difference between different superheroes, the different generation of game consoles, the difference between star wars and star trek, definitions and explanations of different pop icons such as the transformers, Voltron, Gummi bears, and Darkwing duck. I think it'd be fun, and useful.
So, if anyone reading this has any ideas of content they think should be added, please let me know. After all, why not prove once and for all just how petty and uncomplicated men are once and for all?

The Changing World

Lately I have been continually finding myself wishing to be kid again. Not only is responsibility and adulthood a pain, but the world I live in now is becoming stranger and more foreign to me the older I get. Ask any kid on the street what a smurf is, and you'll see what I mean.

For example, many of the things I learned as a kid are no longer true. Case in point- Pluto. In a recent move by the astrological society of the world, Pluto has been officially demoted from a planet to a "dwarf," as well as its moon.

This isn't the first time my world's been rearranged. Little Ceasers (in Idaho at least) has recently made the decision to no longer carry anything but large pizza, most of which being the five dollar "hot 'n ready" pepperoni, thus eliminating the source of its catch phrase "Pizza, Pizza" by phasing out the double pizza deal that came on the cardboard sheet with the paper sheath. I remember once when I was a kid, my Mom would buy the 'Pizza, Pizza" deal and take us to a park for lunch. Now, that's impossible.

*sigh* I suppose that there are things that need to change, but it would be nice if someone asked me once in awhile. That's all I'm saying.

Perhaps that's just the way the world works. Maybe we judge the passing of time and the growth of our personalities not by the years but by change? Perhaps growing old has nothing to do with years passing but rather with the changes that those years bring. After all, age if often recognized by the changes that occur in our body, and the wisdom of age comes with the changes in our thinking that have occurred due to the experiences we've had.

Maybe I'm fooling myself, but maybe change is something that we must learn to endure, and maybe, to control. After all, getting fit is nothing more than a change in diet and habit. While they seem like big changes, when compared to the changes in the world they're barely a drop in the bucket.

In closing, consider this- if a planet can be changed overnight by a decision made by a group of people, imagine how much power we must have to affect change in our own lives.

Why I want to be like Silent Bob

Well, the first question is probably going to be "why not write about any of the topics you mentioned last time?" Well, because no one reads this anyway, so who cares? And in response to "Always Smiling," well, go be bored somewhere else.

I've recently started watching the Kevin Smith movies again. Not sure why, really. I went to see clerks 2 with a friend and really fell back in love with the characters. My personal favorite, however, has always been Silent Bob.

Not only is he a bigger fella (a characteristic I can relate to more and more as the years go by), but he only speaks when he needs to, which is a trait I have always admired in people. As an established motormouth, I've grown used to people ignoring me and tuning me out because they assume that what I say isn't very important. And I do have to admit, quantity certainly does seem to lessen quality.

I've always thought of the silent people as the truly wise ones, because they, more than anyone else, seem to realize the true valuelessness of words. Sure, words can be useful, when used correctly, but more times than not they merely complicate the situation by adding misunderstanding to disagreement.

I've often thought of going silent, only speaking when asked or when it's important, but I can't (and yes, I do see the humor in my discussing this topic on my blog). I wish I could be though. Because I like thought of people thinking back and remembering me for the important stuff I had to say, rather than the worthless and forgettable rabble that I spend most of my time dispensing.

The Return of the Cynic

So, I'm back. Yes, I know, after a month of peace a quiet one has to ask "can I deal with Mike's opinion on a regular basis?" well, I don't know. Sounds like a personal question that requires a whole lot of soul searching and prayer.

Anyway, what to talk about. I could give a detailed explanation of what I've been up to for the last month. I could also go on a little bit about the close mindedness of the residents of the "Mormon corridor." I could even reflect on the significance of the last few days (both my birthday and the anniversary of a life threatening surgery). So, the question is, what do YOU want to hear about?

A. Why BYU-I pisses me off
B. Mormons and the rating system
C. Those other movies this summer
D. How I learned what life is about (without learning anything new)
E. Where the hell have I been for the last month?

Please select the topic that most interests you, leave me a comment with your vote, and the winning topic will be featured in my next blog (which will be in 2-3 days). Think of it as one more way Price of Eggs in China goes out of its way to please and serve the customer.

Supercalifragilisticexpia...

It's what you say when you have nothing to say at all. Don't worry, though, more complaints soon! also- click on pic to see the full thing! it's worth it!

Superman and the Raiders of the Dead Man's Chest

Human beings, as a rule, almost never choose what they need over what they want or like. It's one of the unassailable truths- until the day they die, most people never truly rid themselves of the rebellious streak that showed up around two years old and then gestated into a mile tall monster once puberty hit. While the monster may hibernate and even let so called reason believe that it has won, in reality stubbornness selfishness and rebelliousness are always there... waiting.

What brings this up, do you ask?

In the past few months I've been obsessing over Superman returns. And much to my surprise, it turned out to be a great movie. Superman Returns is much more than a new installment in the franchise or one more testimony to the current success of superhero movies; the movie is more than just a story or a special effects achievement, rather it is an essay on the human need to have faith in something greater than ourselves.

The title "Superman Returns" refers to much more than just the storyline of the movie, it also refers to the return of Superman to the media and pop culture mainstream. The movie explores the question "does Superman have a place in our society?" While the film itself answers with a strong positive, it turns out that the film is almost too pertinent, almost too accurate to real life, because the answer that seems to be coming from society as a whole is a reluctant "no."

Now, don't get me wrong, the film is doing rather well in the box office. While many are under the impression that the movie is failing, in fact it's nearly made back its budget in its two week run. And that's even considering the record smashing opening of the other big movie this summer, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

It's actually the great success of "Pirates" that made me to realize that something is seriously wrong with our society today. I realize that this sounds dramatic, but it's true. Now my, logic may be a little biased, but it runs something like this-

When Superman first appeared, he was a hero to a people just coming to grips with a changing world. With everything growing like crazy, many began to question their place in the world. And then the Depression began. Suddenly the regular person felt powerless to affect their lives, to save themselves from the problems of the world. And then came Superman. Superman is perhaps the closest thing to a pop culture Christ that we've ever had. Much of this comparison could have to do with the creators of Superman, two Jewish boys who saw that people needed a hero, a savior.

And Superman quickly became that savior. An example of hope and strength, Superman helped every person to realize that there is a super man in all of us, a hero able to change his or her own life and the lives of those around them.

While Superman has become more or less popular through the years, he has always stood as a champion of right, as the example of what we could do with our lives we chose to. While we may not be able to fly or lift cars in the same sense, we could grow, learn, and gain the "power" needed to accomplish what we set our hearts and minds to.

Superman used to be seen as the perfect example, as the hero of the people, and as a symbol of hope. But no longer.

In his prime, Superman was a hero that everyone could believe in. But these days this generation seems to have forgotten how to believe. Sure, they like stuff such as Spider-man; and admittedly, Spider-man is a lot easier to relate to. But then again, Judas is way easier to relate to as opposed to Christ.

In today's world we choose believable heroes; protagonists who live in a gray area between right and wrong, who dress in black, who break the rules, who serve themselves instead of the people. Which is where Pirates comes in.

When Superman came out, I was, as I've stated continuously, elated. I told everyone to see it, and some did. Most people told me they were waiting for Pirates. Others told me they had seen superman, but it was too far out, too hokey. Too unbelievable. Most said, whether they saw it or not, that Superman was just to perfect to be able to believe in.

Apparently most of the world felt the same way, as nearly everyone went to the theater to see a movie that features a thieving, whoring, murdering drunkard of a protagonist as opposed to someone that can be looked up to. For the record, I saw pirates that weekend to, and enjoyed it, but it made me sad that many people rejected Superman, a symbol of right, for Jack Sparrow, the embodiment of that stubborn and rebellious monster in all of us. For the record, Superman Returns does dirty our hero a little, making him a little more worldly, which only goes to show that even superman is being affected by this trend.

Sure, Jack is more relatable; but if that's true, what does that say of us? Are we weak and dishonest creatures? Is that what we want to be? According to the box office, it is.

Superman is more important and useful than anyone realizes. He, and many superheroes like him, are symbols, icons if you will- figures that teach us moral, values, and help us learn to exercise faith. While many may feel this is a stretch, Superman is a stepping stone, an exercise in having faith in something greater than ourselves. The truth is, believing in superman is a preparatory step to having faith in Christ. When someone loses this faith, this ability to believe in the unbelievable, they begin on a road that eventually keeps them from believing in anything they can't imagine actually happening, or in anyone they can't relate to. Because if Superman is unbelievable, how much more unbelievable is Christ?

All things point to Christ, or should. The Scriptures urge us to surround ourselves with those things that remind us of Christ, those things that speak of God. If Superman doesn't fit this bill, I don't know what does.

In the end, the world needs Superman. We need to have the symbol, that exercise in suspending our disbelief, for only when we learn to banish disbelief do we truly have a chance of truly having faith in something.